lieutenantuhura: 50 shades of done with this semester
thedukeoflions: IMAGINE IF YOU TRIED TO KICK A SHEEP WITH YOUR VELCRO SHOES AND IT JUST GOT STUCK
remusandthelupins: hello, yes drug dealer i’d like some weed brownies hold the weed
virginholes: what if everyone driving on the highway tuned their radios to the same station and blasted the volume it would be like a traveling concert
thestrawberryswings: THIS IS WHY I’M NEVER...
pavlovs-schrodinger: pavlovs-schrodinger: when im older and my kid needs me to sign something for school im just gonna write “Dad” in really crappy handwriting so it seems like my kid forged my signature and the teacher calls to tell me and im just “yes no it is i dad” i posted this when i accidentally took too much medication screw you guys
tomlinstop: captainoftoast: fuckyeahmusearmy: thefabulousdangergays: mrcraabs: do you really love your parents? I bet you cant name 4 of their albums “get dressed it’s 4pm” “you’ve been sat at that computer all day” “tidy your god-damn room” and who can forget their biggest seller “don’t give me that attitude” bonus track: Forget It, Young Lady but we can’t forget: ”put on a...